Vietnamme v U.K - Things that are different out here & common misconceptions

1. The BUM GUN - this is used as an alternative to toilette roll.... Whoever invented the sewerage system wasn't very bright! 

On the subject of bathrooms, it's called a happy room out here to do happy time. This is becuase "you come out happy."

2. We had walls, they have windows

3. A GP back at home will prescribe antibiotics. Here they sell ketamine. 

4. In the uk you have BB guns, in Vietnamme you have AKs

5. In the UK you occasionally skip a yellow light. In Vietnamme these are a Christmas decoration 

6. In Vietnamme you eat your pets

7. The UK is a democracy. In Vietname it's communist (ish)

8. In England a dealer may approach you with weed. In Vietnam they start at Heroine. 

9. In the UK people use zebra crossings. Out here you just walk 

10. In the uk you drink cobra beer. In Vietnamme if you ask for a Cobra, you get Cobra