T in the park Scotland!

Next stop Scotland. After an interesting boarder crossing handing over pink Floyd CDs at 70mph across the motorway the team of Scotland virgins finally arrived at Balado Park which resembled somewhat of an apociptic theme park/chicken run movie set...

Several days of working hard/hardly working pumping up mattresses started to turn a few characters slightly crazy...

 ...or Scotish...

Back stage time with some ultimate blagging time courtesy of the phoney phone call to Jai whilst stealing hi-vi jackets to blend in with production amongst the likes of Will Smith and Pharrell Williams...

Now over to the front of stage, to check out the Arctic Minkeys after a very Scottish line up consisting of Paulo, Calvin and the Chilli Pipers...

One thing that became apparent in Scotland was that the people never sleep and nore does the sun, only setting for an hour or so it can provide some epic skies at 3am...

Feeling tired? Check into some proper luxury down at Hotel bell tent...

Wake up in the morning and expect something like this in your kitchen, not sure how anyone had the time or coherentness to assemble this little number...

Goodbye T, goodbye Scotland, goodbye fried food hello holy trinity and much needed detox...(pontins holiday camp style - yay)