Whilst the plane situation gets sorted out it i thought i would list a few of the things that will be missed the most...
The local smiles
The 1 in 3 risk of buying fake booze & waking up on a beach for sunrise
Free breakfasts for 6 weeks
Ridiculous surf, see the red top?
Promoting smoking
70p double doubles and there deadly kick
Sky garden
Driving up a one way street with 3 people on a motorbike. Even driving on a bike under the sea
Being abused by the Aussies and then beating them at everything
Bintang beer
35 degree heat at 9.30am
The Bum gun
Sunset bars
Extra joss - a concoction of vitamins and taurine, it does crazy things
Tuna steaks
Being harassed constantly to buy drugs when there's a death penalty
Flash packing for less than hostels
4 hands massages for an hour and then sitting on a bean bag for the day
Pizza that's better than pizza from Italy
Pre drinks at the quickie marts
Slushies
The staff at the Quickie Marts
The language:
Terima kasih - thank you
Helo - helo
Polisi - pice
Taksi - taxi
Apar kabar - how are you.
There's only one response in Indonesia and that's yes I'm great ..."Bagus!"
£2 all you can eat BBQ
Risking mouthwatering food for Bali Belly
Life threatening hangovers
Naked up volcanoes...
Bartering for everything, even your visa
Being able to take over any bar/beach rave, pour your own drinks and smash out the tunes
Sea life
Manly mo-peds
Fake endorsements
Free upgrades, interconnecting rooms for £7/night
With almost 4,000 views in 2 months it's time to give the blog a small rest...
Thank you Bali, it's been a pleasure! Goodbye.
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